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Feb
20th
Sun
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Why The NYT Is Wrong About Its “Death Of Blogs” Story

TKTKTKTKTKTKTKT.

(Will link and flesh out argument once the article is live on NYT.com,)

Jan
2nd
Sun
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2011 New Year’s Resolutions

God, is there anything more trite than being anti-New Year’s resolutions? Being anti-prediction comes in a close second.

If nothing else, resolutions make for a good way of measuring your frame of mind at a given time. For example, for 2009 I resolved to read all of Human Action. I didn’t do it, but as a reflection of where my mind was at in late 2008 — during the worst of the financial crisis — it makes for an interesting mile-marker.

So, blah blah blah, here are my resolutions:

  1. See the movie Country Strong.
  2. Get washboard abs.
  3. Start writing music again. Write, perhaps, a whole country album or a gospel album.
  4. Stay better in touch with family. Call Mother, father, and sister more regularly.
  5. Unplug from the internet/phone more frequently when I’m at home.
  6. Get out and meet people more and drink with people more like actual reporters do
  7. Play more poker, and perhaps learn a new game like Go or Backgammon.
  8. Crank up the effort on hygiene and attire a notch. More frequently be at the office wearing a shirt that’d be appropriate for going on TV or meeting semi-serious people. Shave more.
  9. Cook more at home, and eat out less. Specifically learn to cook some more basic meals, like, say, a pork roast.
  10. Eat more Korean food (big one!).
  11. Discover some more Chinese restaurants in Chinatown and in Queens.
  12. Get into more fights on the internet.
  13. Reorganize finances. Start trading currencies because everyone else is doing it and it looks like a lot of fun.
Nov
19th
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Aug
30th
Mon
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fashism:

The Fashism iPhone app is now available in the iTunes store!
* Vote on the latest looks right from your phone
* Upload your look and get instant feedback on the go

fashism:

The Fashism iPhone app is now available in the iTunes store!

* Vote on the latest looks right from your phone

* Upload your look and get instant feedback on the go

Aug
26th
Thu
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Invite To My 30th Birthday/Chinese Food/Karaoke

(This invite I posted on Facebook, but since my goal is to have a party big enough where we order everything on the menu, I’m trying to go multi-platform. Besides, I have plenty of friends (or quasi-friends, anyway) who I’m not Facebook friends with. Just email me if you’re gonna come. Seriously, show up.)

When: September 2, 2010. 7:00 7 PM ET

Where: Grand Sichuan on Canal St.

What: I’m not inclined to throw a huge party for myself, but I am inclined to eat Chinese food at any opportunity I get, and I only turn 30 once, so… I’m trying to get everyone to come eat Chinese food with me. Ideally, we’ll order like a million things off the menu and try everything, and it’ll rule.

And then afterwords we’ll go Karaoking somewhere, and I’ll do some Social Distortion and Cheap Trick and maybe some Hank Williams. (And you can do whatever you want).

And then when it’s all over I’ll just head to my office and start cranking on the early market stuff. (That’s how I roll)

If you’re not on the list, don’t worry, come anyway (your omission was an accident).

And if you are on the invite list, and we’re not actually that good friends, don’t be weirded out or anything. I’m taking a more-is-better approach.

Seriously, unless you’re on vacation you just gotta come, because it’s rare that I go out, and once I’m post-30, I’ll probably go out 1/10th as often, and I’ll seriously never see you. And I never see you as it is.

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I’m taking the day off celebrating my 4th anniversary, but Brooke’s on the phone, so I’m playing a few games of online chess…
Anyway, I happened into this position, and I really like it, because it represents my favorite type of chess game, which is asymmetrical unbalanced.
By that I mean, both my opponent and I have very different types of advantages. He has a tiny material advantage (He has 2 rooks, 1 bishop vs. my 1 rook, 1 bishop, and 2 extra pawns), and in exchange I clearly have a better pawn position. His pawns are disconnected like “grandma’s teeth” whereas mine are nice and linked, and on E7 I have a passed pawn (which means that he has no pawn either directly in front of it, or on either of the files right next to it, potentially blocking it).
These types of asymmetrical games tend to be the most rambunctious and unpredictable, and I’ll try to get into them everytime if I can.
(FWIW, I ended up winning the game on time, though that passed pawn I mentioned earlier proved to be crucial later on, and would have given me the win sans-time constraints. As the great Aron Nimzowitsch once said, in what is arguably one of the greatest quotes of all time: “A passed pawn is a criminal which should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient.”)

I’m taking the day off celebrating my 4th anniversary, but Brooke’s on the phone, so I’m playing a few games of online chess…

Anyway, I happened into this position, and I really like it, because it represents my favorite type of chess game, which is asymmetrical unbalanced.

By that I mean, both my opponent and I have very different types of advantages. He has a tiny material advantage (He has 2 rooks, 1 bishop vs. my 1 rook, 1 bishop, and 2 extra pawns), and in exchange I clearly have a better pawn position. His pawns are disconnected like “grandma’s teeth” whereas mine are nice and linked, and on E7 I have a passed pawn (which means that he has no pawn either directly in front of it, or on either of the files right next to it, potentially blocking it).

These types of asymmetrical games tend to be the most rambunctious and unpredictable, and I’ll try to get into them everytime if I can.

(FWIW, I ended up winning the game on time, though that passed pawn I mentioned earlier proved to be crucial later on, and would have given me the win sans-time constraints. As the great Aron Nimzowitsch once said, in what is arguably one of the greatest quotes of all time: “A passed pawn is a criminal which should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient.”)

Aug
11th
Wed
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Me & the half pig-head I shared with Frommer at Fatty Cue last night.
Second time I’ve had it. It really is as delicious as it looks.
More photos from Frommer here.

Me & the half pig-head I shared with Frommer at Fatty Cue last night.

Second time I’ve had it. It really is as delicious as it looks.

More photos from Frommer here.

Aug
2nd
Mon
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unsolicitedanalysis:

Some really interesting analysis from Joe Weisenthal

Thanks!

unsolicitedanalysis:

Some really interesting analysis from Joe Weisenthal

Thanks!

Jul
24th
Sat
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25 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do

I really, really hate “50 things a man should be able to do” lists, and the latest one I’ve seen, which was posted at First Things is no exception.

Part of it, I admit, is that I can’t do any of these things. Well, I can do like 5. So either I’m totally inadequate as a man (possible) or the list is pointless.

It’s also annoying, because you figure that people who make these lists construct them in such a way that they can do all 50. Magic! Even on the First Things list, the author notes upfront that he did not include “know how to tie a bowtie,” which I’m guessing means he doesn’t know how to tie a bowtie.

Of course, I have my own ideas about what every man should be able to do. Of course I do. But I couldn’t think of 50 because really, no man in the world needs to know how to do 50 effin’ things! Not in this day of hyperspecialization, at least. To be honest, the average man probably needs to know how to do 3 or 4 things (tops!), but that’d be a pretty boring list.

So here’s 25 things, and I think it’s defensible as any other list out there. Seriously.

  1. Know a few words in French, Spanish, and German, and know how to lightly sprinkle them into your speaking writing in a way that’s interesting, but not pretentious.
  2. Know the Latin name for at least a few common fallacies (E.G: The post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy)
  3. Know how to play the chords C Major, F Major, F Minor, and G Major on the guitar or piano.
  4. Be able to figure out how to play any song using said four chords (seriously, it’s possible in like 99% of all songs).
  5. Be able to quickly learn any basic online publishing CMS.
  6. Know at least 5 moves of theory in a few basic chess openings (The Ruy Lopez, The Sicilian [Dragon and Najdorf variations], and the Queens gambit [declined and accepted!])
  7. Once the opening is done, know some VERY basic chess theory (trade off your bishops in closed games, your knights in open games, dominate the center, don’t let your opponent have a passed pawn, protect your king, and get your rooks onto open files).
  8. Know how to multiply any 2-digit number by 11.
  9. Instantly be able to say whether a number is a multiple of 3.
  10. Instantly be able to say whether a number is a multiple of 9.
  11. Be able to count to 700 by 7s in no more than twice the time it would take you to count to 100 by 1s.
  12. Know how to tie a tie using a YouTube instructional video.
  13. Have at least one poem memorized, even if it’s just the old classic “Carnation milk is the best in the land; Here I sit with a can in my hand. No tits to pull, no hay to pitch, You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.”
  14. Be able to come up with — regardless of the economy — a plausible scenario for a recession in the next 6 months.
  15. Be able to come up with — again, regardless of the current situation — a plausible optimistic economic scenario in the next year.
  16. Be able to learn about an issue and form an opinion on it within 5 minutes.
  17. Feel comfortable changing one’s mind at any moment, without feeling embarrassed or self-conscious.
  18. Eat exotic animal innards without a moment of hesitation.
  19. Withstand really spicy food.
  20. Be able to skip dessert while everyone is clearly enjoying themselves around you.
  21. Be able to go for at least two weeks, with just 5 hours of sleep each night.
  22. Enjoy sitting through religious services, even when they’re not of your own faith.
  23. Know a few obscure facts about every state/major city in America, so that you have something to say when you meet people from said places.
  24. Know a little bit about Austrian and Keynesian business cycle theory. Just a little.
  25. Be able to cook steak & eggs and get the timing roughly right.
Jul
20th
Tue
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Fashism was on the early show this morning, and you can watch the video here.
But what I liked best was “The Rock Shot” seen above.

Fashism was on the early show this morning, and you can watch the video here.

But what I liked best was “The Rock Shot” seen above.