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A Critical Reading Of The Film ‘Obsessed’

Saw the movie Obsessed with Brooke this evening. It had a really straightforward message, which was

HEY BLACK WOMEN, those devil-slut white women that you think are trying to steal your good men; they really are devil-sluts, and they really are trying to steal your men.

BUT, your husband — who’s as good looking, successful and as stable as Idris Alba (Stringer Bell) — isn’t even vaguely interested in straying.

AND, if it came down to it, you and your curvy, Beyonce-like hips could kick the shit out of one of those rail-thin bitches any day of the week.

That’s pretty much it. I liked it pretty good.

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