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Joseph Weisenthal — “Diet”
So, for my latest effort at unearthing my entire catalog, I’ve recorded this song which is kind of about how annoying skinny blonde chicks are. I’m really proud of the core couplet:
If you want to have blonde hair, you just have to dye it/If you want to be skinny, you just have to diet
