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Dear Fructose Apologists: F U

Look, I like peaches and all, and I like apples and all. But they’re guilty pleasures. They just are.

Both are baseball-sized sugar bombs. But every time I tell someone that they’re unhealthy, the usual response is something along the lines of: Well, sure they’re sugary, but the sugar is fructose!

But this is circular logic at its worst. There’s no good reason to think fructose is all that healthy, except for the fact that it’s in fruit and people believe that fruit is healthy, so ergo they conclude that fructose is healthy. See that?

Look, I’m not saying fructose in fruit is the most horrible thing in the world — and it may be better than something with sucrose or glucose maybe — but it’s sugar. And an apple is a lot closer to a cookie than a piece of celery.

If there’s on defense of fruit, it’s not the kind of sugar, it’s the fact that fruit typically has a lot of water and other stuff that’s not the sugar. That’s why dried fruit basically is candy, because so much of the non-sugar stuff is gone.

So please, fructose apologists, back the fuck up.

  1. aatombomb reblogged this from ninety9 and added:
    How your liberal elite hatred is made.
  2. tanya77 reblogged this from spiers and added:
    Eat when you’re hungry, stop when you’re not, and be honest with yourself about it. Then eat anything you want.
  3. ninety9 reblogged this from spiers and added:
    See, see how it happens? Don’t look directly into the monitor!
  4. brianvan reblogged this from josephweisenthal and added:
    spiers recommends blueberries. josephweisenthal agrees. I’m not sure how blueberries work in hot oatmeal, but
  5. josephweisenthal reblogged this from spiers and added:
    Yes, I’m pro blueberries. I even eat them with steak.
  6. spiers reblogged this from brianvan and added:
    Blueberries are better. Lower glycemic index, antioxidant benefits, etc. (I can’t believe I’m contributing to this...
  7. brianvan reblogged this from josephweisenthal and added:
    put half of a diced apple or peach...yogurt breakfast? Or
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